| Item | Price | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Barry T-Shirt | 3 shells | features my face, unfortunately |
| Official Barry Shell | 5 shells | ironic, i know, a shell to buy with shells |
| Premium Seaweed | 2 shells | the good kind, kevin approved (allegedly) |
| Fishspace Sticker | 1 shell | waterproof, obviously, we're underwater |
| Anti-Shark Bracelet | 4 shells | does not actually work, purely aesthetic |
| Limited Edition Bubble | 10 shells | pops immediately upon purchase, no refunds |
| 2009 Ocean Calendar | 2 shells | slightly outdated, still has good vibes |