contact me!!! i check these accounts on a very inconsistent schedule
GET IN TOUCH

NOTE: all accounts below are fictional and made up for this website. they do not represent real contact info. please do not attempt to message "barry the fish." he is, in fact, a fish, and also fictional.

Service Handle
MSN Messenger barry_bubbles@example-fishmail.test
AIM xXBarryFishXx
Yahoo Messenger fishboy2010
ICQ 123456789
Email barry@fishspace.example
Guestbook the best way honestly, see here
MY AWAY MESSAGE
"brb, avoiding shark alley. back in 20 (fish minutes)."
SEND A MESSAGE (doesn't actually send anywhere, static site)
Your name:

Your message:


RESPONSE TIME

I check my messages "whenever I remember," which is somewhere between once a day and once a month depending on how much drama is currently happening at the reef. If it's urgent, try the guestbook, I check that more often out of vanity.