Congratulations.
Here is a picture of a rock.
That's it.
(this might be MY rock. the one I lost. if this is my rock please tell me where you found it)
ok since you made it this far, here's some real lore: FishAdmin isn't actually a separate person. I've never told anyone this directly but I think everyone's figured it out by now. I made the account to feel like my website had "staff." It's just me. It's always been just me.
also: the shell that appears in like 6 different photos throughout this site? Sharon's missing shell? I don't want to say anything. I just want to say I know where it is. I'm going to give it back. Eventually. I have a whole plan. It's a surprise.
also also: there is technically a Top 9, not Top 8. #9 is a rock. I didn't think anyone would accept "my ninth best friend is a rock" so I don't list it publicly. But it's true. Rock, if you're reading this (you're a rock, you can't read this) - you're #9. Thanks for everything.