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trash is mostly kevin's messages. i'm sorry. i still love him.
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From Subject Date
KevinThePuffer WHY DID YOU REMOVE ME FROM TOP 8 04/17/2010
Sharon_Seahorse URGENT: someone stole my favorite shell 04/16/2010
Linda_the_Octopus hey wanna meet at the sunken ship at 8 04/16/2010
Brad_the_Shrimp DO NOT TRUST THE DOLPHINS 04/15/2010
Greg_Crab_Official re: re: re: THE ROCK 04/14/2010
grandma_finn did you eat today 04/13/2010
FishAdmin your storage is at 98%, please delete old messages 04/12/2010
MESSAGE: "WHY DID YOU REMOVE ME FROM TOP 8"
From: KevinThePuffer
Date: 04/17/2010, 11:58pm

seriously barry??? after everything we've been through??? i was there when you got stuck in that plastic ring thing. i was there for the WHOLE great seaweed incident (i still maintain i had nothing to do with it). and you demote me over ONE piece of seaweed?? ONE.

i'm not even mad i just think it's a little dramatic. actually i am mad. inflating as i type this. this is not a metaphor, i am physically inflating right now, dave from three reefs over just asked if i was ok.

anyway can we talk. at the usual rock. bring snacks. not seaweed though. let's take a break from seaweed as a species.

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MESSAGE: "URGENT: someone stole my favorite shell"
From: Sharon_Seahorse
Date: 04/16/2010, 4:20pm

BARRY. my shell. THE shell. the pink one with the spiral. GONE. i left it by the third rock for literally five minutes and now it's just. gone. i am not okay. i cried for a bit but i'm handling it now (i am not handling it).

if you see anyone acting suspicious near the reef please let me know. i have a list of suspects. it is a long list. it includes greg (obviously), brad (he's always suspicious), and possibly a dolphin (see your conspiracy page, i believe you now).

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MESSAGE: "hey wanna meet at the sunken ship at 8"
From: Linda_the_Octopus
Date: 04/16/2010, 1:00pm

hey. sunken ship. 8pm. bring the good rock (not the one you always lose, a DIFFERENT good rock, i know you have more than one, don't play dumb). we need to talk strategy re: kevin's top 8 situation. i have thoughts. all 8 of my arms have thoughts, actually, and they don't all agree, which is a whole other conversation.

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MESSAGE: "DO NOT TRUST THE DOLPHINS"
From: Brad_the_Shrimp
Date: 04/15/2010, 3:33am

i can't say more than this. i can't say WHY. just. don't trust them. i've said too much already. delete this message after reading. (please don't delete this message. i want it on the record. but also delete it. i don't know what i want.)

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