| From | Subject | Date |
|---|---|---|
| KevinThePuffer | WHY DID YOU REMOVE ME FROM TOP 8 | 04/17/2010 |
| Sharon_Seahorse | URGENT: someone stole my favorite shell | 04/16/2010 |
| Linda_the_Octopus | hey wanna meet at the sunken ship at 8 | 04/16/2010 |
| Brad_the_Shrimp | DO NOT TRUST THE DOLPHINS | 04/15/2010 |
| Greg_Crab_Official | re: re: re: THE ROCK | 04/14/2010 |
| grandma_finn | did you eat today | 04/13/2010 |
| FishAdmin | your storage is at 98%, please delete old messages | 04/12/2010 |
seriously barry??? after everything we've been through??? i was there when you got stuck in that plastic ring thing. i was there for the WHOLE great seaweed incident (i still maintain i had nothing to do with it). and you demote me over ONE piece of seaweed?? ONE.
i'm not even mad i just think it's a little dramatic. actually i am mad. inflating as i type this. this is not a metaphor, i am physically inflating right now, dave from three reefs over just asked if i was ok.
anyway can we talk. at the usual rock. bring snacks. not seaweed though. let's take a break from seaweed as a species.
BARRY. my shell. THE shell. the pink one with the spiral. GONE. i left it by the third rock for literally five minutes and now it's just. gone. i am not okay. i cried for a bit but i'm handling it now (i am not handling it).
if you see anyone acting suspicious near the reef please let me know. i have a list of suspects. it is a long list. it includes greg (obviously), brad (he's always suspicious), and possibly a dolphin (see your conspiracy page, i believe you now).
hey. sunken ship. 8pm. bring the good rock (not the one you always lose, a DIFFERENT good rock, i know you have more than one, don't play dumb). we need to talk strategy re: kevin's top 8 situation. i have thoughts. all 8 of my arms have thoughts, actually, and they don't all agree, which is a whole other conversation.
i can't say more than this. i can't say WHY. just. don't trust them. i've said too much already. delete this message after reading. (please don't delete this message. i want it on the record. but also delete it. i don't know what i want.)