VOTE IN MY POLLS!!! your voice matters (results not saved anywhere, sorry, static site)
POLL: WHAT IS THE BEST OCEAN SNACK?
41%
Plankton
28%
Seaweed
19%
Tiny shrimp (sorry brad)
11%
Whatever fell off a boat
1%
Humans (DO NOT VOTE THIS. someone voted this. i'm concerned.)
total votes: 1,204 (one of them was suspicious)
POLL: SHOULD KEVIN BE #2 AGAIN?
52%
Yes, forgive kevin
35%
No, the seaweed betrayal was too great
13%
who is kevin
total votes: 388. kevin has voted 47 times for "yes." this is not allowed but i don't know how to stop it.
POLL: ARE DOLPHINS TRUSTWORTHY?
8%
Yes, they're great
89%
No, absolutely not
3%
I am a dolphin and I resent this poll
see: conspiracy page for full dolphin discourse