my profile music!! turn ur speakers up (jk this doesnt actually play anything, static site, sorry)
NOW PLAYING
"Under The Sea (Definitely Not The Disney Song)"
by Barry & The Reef Boys (a band that does not exist, i just wanted to feel cool)

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STOPPED.
status: BUFFERING... (has been buffering since 2009)
song autoplay disabled because the webmaster is trying not to annoy you (i learned my lesson after linda muted my entire site for a month)
MY PLAYLIST
# Track Length Mood
1 Bubblegum Heartbreak.mp3 3:42 sad but make it bubbly
2 Under The Sea (Definitely Not The Disney Song).mp3 2:58 confident, possibly copyright infringing
3 Kevin Please Understand.mp3 4:15 emotional, written for kevin specifically
4 Where Is My Rock.mp3 1:59 desperate
5 Seaweed Plaza (Interlude).mp3 0:47 haunted
6 Wanda (i still think about u).mp3 5:03 vulnerable, do not judge me
7 Dolphins Are Sus.mp3 3:20 paranoid, factual
8 Formation (Captain Sardine Remix).mp3 2:10 militant
none of these songs actually exist or play. i made up the track names because it felt very myspace of me.
MUSIC I LIKE (real bands, allegedly)

i don't really have access to human music so i mostly just make up my own genre which i call "current-wave" (get it. current. like ocean current. i workshopped this for weeks.)

current-wave is defined by: the sound of bubbles, the rhythm of the tide, and occasional distant boat engine noises which honestly slap harder than they should.